Peace and Love!


1. Thesis Statement
2. Headcanons
3. Gallery
3a. Fan Art Recs (NSFW blurred)
3b. Fic Recs
4. Playlists
5. Roleplay Excerpts
6. Tweets that remind of them..


Thesis Statement
GRAHHHH he’s my meow meow of the moment he’s the one he’s the beginning and the end he changed my brain chemistry forever he cured my depression he gave me brain diseases not covered in the DSM-5 he is the source of happiness and destruction and I want to do horrible things to his cervix. He gave me prion disease. I saw him wearing army pants and flip flops so I wore army pants and flip flops.

He’s perfect in Stampede and 98 and picking between the two is like asking to pick a favorite child… Stampede Vash has such a wonderful woobiness to him like a wet dog stuck out in the rain and 98 Vash is a 20yo chihuahua that is half-blind and has skin diseases but he’s an UTTERLY CAPTIVATING gremlin. Dub Vash really sealed the deal for me… he’s chaotic and goofy and there’s so much pain and love under that happy face he puts on for everyone T-T

As for shipping... I absolutely can not choose between Nai and Wolfwood so I think he deserves both. He and he alone can fix Knives and Wolfwood is his emotional support cock to ride into the sunset at the end of the day.

I wish I could be more coherent about them but my brain short-circuits and fizzles thinking about these three like someone tossed a toaster in my bathwater… I know I am delusional. It doesn’t matter. They can all live harmoniously and give Vash the love he deserves and he soaks it up like a dish sponge. That one twitter artist and that one fic did nothing but fuel my delusional nature about this. I can not be dissuaded or changed in my conviction

he is my perfect twink who deserves everything.

Headcanons
Gender
Yes! This humanoid typhoon can fit so much gender. He is very transgender to me; I'm not partial to plant-based genitalia, though it's not an absolute deal-breaker in whether I enjoy a fic or art. I do think that spending his formative years dressed and styled as a mirror image of Nai has something to do with his gender dysphoria.
Love Languages
While Vash is a love sponge who I believe will accept just about any affection he's offered, love is obviously communicated differently depending on who is giving and receiving. For platonic friends, he would favor receiving quality time and acts of service, while he gives words of affirmation and quality time most easily. For those he feels romantically inclined to, the former still applies, with the big addition of physical touch, physical touch, physical touch. He's handsy and favors the same in a partner.
Relationships
Nai is his first, in every universe. In canon, it just... makes sense, considering they're isolated, pubescent, and Nai already has a fixation on his brother. Of course they're going to explore each others' bodies. 98 Vash doesn't get much else aside from Wolfwood and his brother, but I think Stampede Vash and Vash in alternate universes have a penchant for sleeping around before meeting Wolfwood. He's the type to keep his true feelings close to his chest, so his flings are often just that, running off at the first sign that his partner might want to get more serious. The first one to break that streak is...
Wolfwood
They are perfect for each other in every conceivable way, though the canon does change their dynamic a LOT. 98 Vashwood are both silly and irreverent, they keep their real emotions "well" hidden (debatable; they might just be oblivious to the other), and they're diametrically opposed in values. Wolfwood clocks Vash's whole deal from the first moment they meet. That, combined with Wolfwood's battle proficiency allows Vash to open up... if just slightly at first.

Where 98 Wolfwood is often the one seeing through Vash, it's the reverse in Stampede! Stampede Vash truly sees Wolfwood and shows empathy when he's in a place that he desperately needs it. His soft "Wolfwood..." on the Sand Steamer says it all. I think it's lovely that they get to take turns identifying the pain in the other person in 98 Trigun and Stampede!
Plantwood
They both love Vash... so... much. Nai doesn't want to share, especially since he views it as a matter of him being in Vash's life first, but assuming this is an alternate universe or post-canon where he's not a genocidal freak, he'll get over it. At first he and Wolfwood are like cats that you have to introduce through the bathroom door or they'll immediately start hissing and spitting. Vash has persistence though, and it's specifically because of him that they entertain the idea at the beginning. Once they get along, he wishes he'd never introduced the pair, since BOTH of them are prone to being the straight man to his antics. He accidentally ended up with two hot babysitters. Woops.
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Fan Art Recs


Fic Recs
golden hour. by quietfaun
The blueprint for Plantwood... Such a good read and it had me HOOKED I tell you HOOKED! Based on @chbnny's Plantwood art which is just as delicious, and does such a wonderful job keeping the hazy sticky hot summer vibe. Can not recomment enough.
Fingers by andthentherewere_none
Still getting through this series of fics and the author doesn't appear to be done! Will update when I'm finished but I like these so far!
puppy love by thaanatose
This fic has everything that I could ask for and more. If you like hybrids, it's just a damn good guilty pleasure read. Author truly blessed us with how long this fic is.


Playlists


Roleplay Excerpts


Tweets that remind me of them..
boots to go wherever i damn please

can we talk about my day

a coffee shop on gunsmoke at 8am